Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Latin Life Lessons #7

The next time one see’s an individual in the restroom, stab the individual in the throat with a buck knife, gouge a small but sizable hole by rotating the blade, insert an M80 firecracker, light said firecracker, and then slap or punch the individual in the face as the firecracker explodes. After said fire cracker has exploded piss down the hole in their throat and laugh. This is called “Settling Disputes” or “Solucíones de controvercias”

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