Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Happy Days

People think it’s tolerant and inclusive to say “Happy Holidays”. It’s not. It’s basically a huge “Fuck you” to atheists and maybe some other people who don’t celebrate a winter holiday. So instead of saying a phrase that is the equivalent to “I hope you have a great day because you have the same color skin as me and the people who don’t can go fuck themselves.”  I hope people can be respectful and keep it to Happy Winter , Merry Monday if you have to, and Happy Days, because you can’t call them Happy Day’s-Off because not everybody gets those days off work. If you want a real day to celebrate, you can wish people Happy Solstice, because science will agree with that. Even saying Happy New Years is racist against Asians, Jews, and probably plenty of others, so take the tolerant approach with Happy January. Hopefully society will learn to actually be respectful of everybody’s culture instead of blatantly trying to force religion down people’s throats. Happy Birthday is also bigoted against Jehovah’s Witnesses, and you know who else was bigoted against Jehovah’s Witnesses? Hitler. Try to be a decent person. Happy Days, everybody.

Sunday, December 3, 2017


People might say I’m full of myself. What do you expect? I’m certainly not going to be half full of myself and be a pessimist about it.

Monday, November 27, 2017

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men

In the past, elected officials were expected to be racist, misogynistic, bigoted, as well as govern effectively. The only thing that attempting to separate out the racism, misogyny and bigotry has done is ensure the fact that many politicians are no longer expected to govern effectively.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Boo! The First Amendment! Boo!

Today on the radio show The 1A on NPR, a woman representing the black lives matter group of her Virginia university, maybe William and Mary, was being interviewed about how her group protested and shut down the speech of an ACLU lawyer who was going to give a speech about the first amendment. One of her arguments was that “Liberals are all white supremacists” because by defending the first amendment you are in tandem defending the rights white supremacists to do what they want.

That might make me one of the few people who isn’t a “white supremacist” by that definition. I don’t support much of the first amendment. I am indifferent to religion, but I don’t support freedom of speech or the press, for these are wasteful, the news is irrelevant to the working man and his opinions and sentiments are irrelevant to the powers that be. Nor do I support freedom of assembly, people have no business assembling in public in any way whatsoever, people should be assembling things in a factory or otherwise assembling things in a productive way rather than being a public nuisance and threat to the safety of those who simply want to go about their day. As for the right to petition the government for the redress of grievances, such can be deemed irrelevant because if the government was at fault for any “grievances”, the punished likely deserved whatever happened to them. The stubborn ox does not get treats after he is beaten because he refuses to work.

I’m easily a hypocrite because I run my damn mouth so much, but I’m glad I’m not a white supremacist though.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Humanity Will Die Chasing the Internet Dragon

                 The internet is like a drug that gets people hooked by using anything and everything to get and keep a person’s attention. It is a competition on the internet to see who can sap the most time out of somebody’s life because this means making money. Even though computers themselves have this capacity without the internet, the internet makes this a perpetual cash grab between content providers. Though the internet has many practical applications, the vast majority is easily just a narcotic form of entertainment that is more mindless than television at best. Even that would be too nice of a way to describe the internet because it neglects all of the reprehensible parts of the internet. The internet brainwashes people like a slot-machine that has the capacity to tell you that the slots are the real world and determines your winnings based upon how much you conform to the mob mentality of whichever self-righteous indignant circlejerk of idiots that you happens to try to interact with. People get addicted to these feelings and the dangers of the internet have been thoroughly documented, but people disregard this just like how a heroin addict doesn’t care how unhealthy their addiction is because it feels so good.
                People should pay a heavy tax to use the internet for the purpose of their hedonistic addiction to the mind-numbing slot-machine that pays out in brainwashing and fallacious beliefs of one’s own relevance that people find themselves hopelessly absorbed in. Instead of gambling with money these people are gambling with their own identity and more often than not forsake their ability to speak freely in order to shill whatever bullshit the botnet determines is going to give the most internet points in a certain echo chamber at the present time. Clearly the internet is not a threat to the government, or else they would have more thoroughly censored it, it is clear however that the internet is a dangerous threat to the humanity of the people and for this reason this large source of electronically induced dopamine must be reigned in, for as the internet becomes more developed, it’s inherent flaws become that much more prevalent and palpable, and since it is these inherent flaws with the internet that cause people to get addicted in the first place, it will simply become harder and harder to prevent the originally independent and unique human mind from becoming more and more ubiquitous with sentiments algorithmically shilled through the tubes in order to maximize the profits of the titans who’s heavy handed grip forcefully shapes and molds the online experience of the common man.
                This scenario is strikingly similar to the opium crisis that china experienced in past centuries. The difference however is that the addicted will see no alternative to contrast to their own life of meaningless addiction and this lack of a contrasting figure means that there will be no source for indignation and outrage at their own meaningless life as a human with little if any capacity to think freely due to the constant stream of media that courses through their sensory organs and obfuscate if not eliminates their ability to think independently from this medium of media. Using the internet in any way that induces dopamine is fueling the addiction to the web and those who do not spend their life chasing the internet dragon will spend their life chasing the money of those chasing the internet dragon. A noble man would slay this dragon, but when such a feat is unimaginable, the feeble minded men take the path of least resistance and pledge their allegiance to the dragon in exchange for piddling specks of bullion from the dragon’s hoard or simply for a taste of the magical pleasure the dragon can easily impart in exchange for one’s humanity.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017


Matata sent to mend the vice driven schism
Come to take some names and crack some skulls
All the beasty feelys clouded its wisdom
Hence be smitten all cognizant souls
If suffering is fire, torture be the coals
But fire be needed to spark up fat bowls
If living be nothing but folly and gaffe
Where is the point if not for a laugh?